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Paul received = a BMW-7 Class automobile from his brother the stock broker as an = early  Christmas present last Weekend. On Christmas Eve when Paul = came left his office, a young boy was walking around the shiny new car, = admiring it.   "Is this = your car,…

CHRISTMAS = STORY FROM GOSPEL OF LUKE   "And it = came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar = Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. (This taxing was before = Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed,…

‘Twas the night before Christmas and out on the ranch The pond was froze over and so was the branch.   The snow was piled up belly-deep to a mule. The kids were all home on vacation from school, =   And happier young folks you never did see, Just…

Q: What do you = call a playlist with the songs “Jingle Bells,” “Baby = It’s Cold Outside,” and “Let it Snow” on = it?A: A wintry mix   Q: What do you = call it when it gets so cold that the cash machine won’t = function?A: A spending…

I stopped for = coffee this morning.   Bob: "Are = you all ready for Christmas? Remember, Christmas falls on a Friday this = year."   Employee: = "Oh my goodness. I really hope it’s not on the = 13th!"   Employee at = next register: "That would sure be…

[It’s = the 1980’s events this week, so many SHOULD still remember a = bit]   1. 1980 = – When the US Olympic Hockey Team defeated the favored USSR team = in Lake Placid, it was labeled the = “____________________”.   2. 1981 = – The wedding of the…

50 years seems = like a long time, looking ahead.  Who can imagine what life will = look like fifty years from now in 2070??  But looking back, it = seems just the blink of an eye.    I was led by = God in the summer of 1963 to…

[From a list = in a church bulletin in 1912]   I. Thou shalt = not leave "Christ" out of Christmas, making it = "Xmas." ("X" =3D Greek letter ‘chi’ standing for = ‘Christ’ so it still means Christmas, but to most people today, the = "X" is unknown).  …

[St= ill need even MORE lame jokes for the kids of all ages around the = tree?] Q: What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw their = Christmas tree? A: = It looks okay, but you could spruce it up a bit.   Q: = What’s the…

[Wo= rd Play is my sort of humor all year long, but in merriest time of year, = yule laugh until eggnog comes out your nose. This one focuses on MUSIC = of the Season.]   Q: What song is always playing at Wendy’s during the = winter?A: Frosty  …

[Need to know = more about the guy in the suit who gets credit for all the work = you?  Here’s, Santa!] Q: What do you call Santa’s = little helpers?A: Subordinate clauses   Q: What do = Santa’s little helpers study at school?A: The = elf-abet   Q: What…

[My friends = keep me smiling.  Here is another batch of real – names = included – reports of the status of their = lives.]   Marilyn L = wrote, “I bought myself a senior citizen GPS – it shows me my = destination AND why I wanted to go…

[Good, bad and = ugly from each year of the 70’s to start your = week]   1. 1970 = – Soviet spacecraft ___________ landed on Venus, the first craft = to transmit from the surface of another planet.   2. 1971 = – ___________ began nationwide transportation = services.…