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How much do = you officially know about Minnesota?  I was born and raised there = and got all 20 correct (I also wrote this quiz so I’d better get = them all right).     1. What = is the official Minnesota State muffin? = _____________________     2.…

The= re’s a story about an old man who lived in the mountains with his young = grandson. Each morning, the grandfather would sit at the kitchen table = and read from his worn-out Bible. Wanting to be just like his = grandfather, the young boy would imitate him by…

[I enjoy an = unusual group of unusual friends who usually post some unusual stuff on = their walls, emails or blogs.]   Tony L warns, = “Don’t tell secrets in the garden.  The potatoes have = eyes, the corn has ears, and the = beanstalk.”   Joe B opines,…

A = woman was cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband came running in. = Immediately, he saws the eggs and gasped in horror.   &qu= ot;Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Aren’t you even = looking? Oh, my goodness!"   The= wife, startled at her husband’s…

Thr= ee dinosaurs stumbled across a magic lamp.  They rubbed it, and a = genie appeared.   &qu= ot;I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you," the genie = announced.   The= first dinosaur thought hard. "Alright," he said, "I’ll = have a big, juicy, piece…

The pastor = performed a lovely wedding ceremony and had been asked to give a little = speech at the conclusion of the reception in the church fellowship = room.   After cake and = gifts and lots of visiting and celebrating, the father of the bride = quietly approached…

[TOUGHEST QUIZ = EVER. Quotations from the plays of Shakespeare are often used = today.  Many might know WHERE the quotation’s source was, but = few remember WHO the character was that said the famous line.  Each = quotation, then, has TWO answers – the person who said it and…

&#8= 220;Feelings come and feelings go,And feelings are deceiving;My = warrant is the Word of God–Naught else is worth = believing. Though all my heart should feel condemnedFor want = of some sweet token,There is One greater than my heartWhose Word = cannot be broken. I’ll trust in God’s unchanging…

A = father wanted to prove that he was not just some boring house Dad so he = went and got his first tattoo.  Tiny. Less than an inch = square.   Whe= n he got home he excitedly showed it off to his wife and = kids.   &qu=…

A = man just finished having serious eye surgery and his surgeon led him to = his office to discuss the results.   &qu= ot;So, would you like the good news or the bad news first?" the = surgeon asked.   The= man excitedly replied, "I’ll take the good news…

The= teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy = boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling = and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally, = when the second boot was on, she…

FOUND ON THE = BULLETIN BOARD AT CHURCH . . .   “The = Palm Sunday blessing of the pets will be followed by a hot dog = lunch”   “There = will be a rummage sale next Saturday. Ladies, please leave your clothes = in the basement.”   “The…

[Again on the = first weekday of every month we try to share the very best word = plays.  Again this month we failed.] It’s very rare = for a defibrillator to fail, even though when it happens, nobody is = shocked.   I visited a = lovely old winery…