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Christmas = 2020, of a most unusual year!   Dear Family = & Friends –   May your = Christmas Celebrations shine with the BLESSED HOPE that is found only in = the Christ of Christmas! “God kept every promise He made about the = coming of His Son TO…

[Here is a = collection of quotations from authors to warm your hearts this = December]   &#8= 220;Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs = like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.” = – Sarah Addison = Allen   &qu= ot;We cannot stop…

[Report from = early Christmas celebrations] The ski trip started great, but it = all went downhill from there.   Mother knows = best, but when winter comes, Mother = Nature snows best.   I was trying = to break the ice with a cute guy, but he kept giving me the…

Did you hear = about the chicken that went to a s=E9ance? She wanted to = get to the other side.   Did you hear = about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed = a little space.   Did you hear = about the math teacher who is afraid of…

Q: What goes = “Ho, Ho, Ho, thump”?A: Santa laughing his head = off   Q: What does = everyone at the North Pole do when Santa’s out delivering = toys?A: Chill   Q: What is = Santa’s favorite state to visit delivering presents?A: = Idaho-ho-ho   Q: What does…

December is = the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for = Christmas. Some insist on = a shirt. Others insist = on a pair of socks. Seems the = argument always ends in a tie. ~~ANSWERS~~ to = Monday’s 1960’s Trivia 1. 1960 =…

[More TRIVIA = for a new week to see what YOU remember or learned about the = 1960’s]   1. 1960 = – Deep-sea vessel Trieste reached record 35,800 depth in the = Pacific’s  _______________   2. 1961 = – John F. Kennedy was the youngest president at age ______…

The= re are few failures more devastating than a failed marriage. At least = that’s how Pastor Ira Stanphill felt when his wife Zelma divorced him. = Together in 1946 they had written a wonderful Christian hymn of = invitation – "Room at the Cross for You”.   The cross…

[First of = many-to-come grif net blog posts about winter, for kids of all = ages]   Q: Why is = winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?A: Because the = grooms always get cold feet   Q: What do you = get when someone stares coldly…

[I am a = product of the early 60’s when as a teen my humor solidified into = the quivering mess it is today.] Listening to = Groucho Marx “I never = forget a face, but in your case I’m willing to make an = exception.”   Listening to =…

[= Friends make me smile with their interesting “updates” = posted in social media] John asked his phone, “Siri, why am = I so bad with women?” She said, “I’m Alexa, you = moron.”   S= ue W. said, “I used to eat a lot of natural cereal until I…

[First-of-the-m= onth word plays are always fun!] A fellow I know composes songs = about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter (or sew it = seams).   After playing = guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano. Found out = it’s not an easy instrument…

Each year of = this decade had some interesting events.  I lived thru them, but = have trouble trying to remember them!!   1. 1950 = – The comic strip “Li’l Folks” was renamed = _____________   2. 1951 = – 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution to = __________________________…