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DID YOU KNOW . = . . you can get chicken broth at the restaurant located in the New York = Stock Market?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . that 55% of people fear spiders more than they fear = death?   DID YOU KNOW . = .…

Come, ye = disconsolate, where’er ye languish,Come to the mercy seat, = fervently kneel.Here bring your wounded hearts, here tell your = anguish;Earth has no sorrow that heav’n cannot = heal.   Joy of the = desolate, light of the straying,Hope of the penitent, fadeless and = pure!Here speaks the…

The= re is a tug in my heart between Minnesota and Wisconsin.  I was = born and reared in Minnesota and did my undergrad at Pillsbury = College.  But did the rest of college/grad school in Wisconsin. Had = our first apartment as newlyweds in Wisconsin and pastored two churches…

[If you = remember what it was like to get up without making sound effects, you = may have wisdom to share]   **The older I = get, the earlier it gets late.   **For many, = the warning to ‘drink responsibly’ means only = ‘don’t spill it on the…

[Real = comments/posts from friends on social media] Louis F asks, = “Do you think kids would eat more olives if we called them = Greece’s Pieces?”   Charlotte J = admits, “Read that 95% of Americans are completely stupid.  = Thankfully, I’m in the other 10%.”   Joseph R…

[This is a = public service message for all women, to better understand = men.]   "BECAUSE = I’M A MAN", when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with = a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road = service until…

John came home = from a golf game looking a little worse for wear. His wife Mary asked = him how the game went.   "Well,&quo= t; he answered, "it was okay, but I’ve sure had better = days."   "What = happened?" inquired his wife.   "Well, = just…

A pastor = shared this story about answered prayer. He noticed a stray kitten in = his yard.  Evidently it had climbed up a tree in his backyard and = then was afraid to come down.  The pastor coaxed, offered warm = milk, etc. The kitty would not come down.…

*IS THE FEAR = OF FRIDAY THE 13TH BASED ON THE FEAR OF THE NUMBER 13 = ITSELF?   It is. 13 is = when numbers reach a new level when it comes to common items. There are = 12 months in a year, 12 inches in a foot, 12…

[Middle of = August? Reminds me of a previous life with faculty heading back for = in-service prep, teams for pre-season practices, and a new school year = looming near for anxious students]   Q: What book = impacted your life the most last year?A: My dad’s check = book…

[Getting older = is not wearing black socks with my sandals or buying more wrinkle cream = for the wife. Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy = beautician]   **Millions = long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a =…

Who REALLY = loves you? This test really works! If you don’t believe it, just try = this experiment:   Lock your dog = and your wife in the trunk of the car for an = hour.   When you open = the trunk, who is really happy to see…

HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . the argument between two vegetarians?  They got angry = when someone called it a beef.   &nb= sp;           &nbs= p;           &nbsp= ;            =             &= nbsp;           &n= bsp;           &nb= sp;           &nbs= p;           &nbsp= ;            =             &= nbsp;           &n= bsp;           &nb= sp;           &nbs= p;           &nbsp= ;   ‘ HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . the farmer’s…