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Avis = Marguerite Burgeson (1895-1985) lived all her life in Chicago. She = attended the Moody Church, and in 1917 married Ernest Christiansen who = later became a vice president of Moody Bible = Institute. I never met = her, but loved her poems and hymns, with this my most…

Report on a = case involving the Main Street Embroidery Shop:   “When = pressed, the tailor, a material witness in the suit, came apart at the = seams.His altered testimony completely unraveled.  The tale = he had woven had been a complete fabrication. Or sew it = seams.”  …

[Teresa and I = feel that age is a high price to pay for maturity, but it beats the = alternative.  Here are more thoughts for those who still have teeth = to chew on]   **60 might be = the new 40, but 9:30 is the new midnight.  …

Little known = Fact #22 about my wife and I:   In college, = Teresa enjoyed archery. = After a few dates, I thought I would surprise her with an appropriate = gift, so I made a leather container for her arrows. This greatly = impressed her.   Still today,…

HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . the fellow kidnapped by a gang of mimes? They did = unspeakable things to him.   HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . Pete the pancake maker who quit IHOP to become a poet? Seems = he went from batter to…

[First weekday = of each month means more great jokes, puns and word-play.  = Somewhere. Not here for sure.]   Is a contrary = figure of speech that sticks in your mind an = epoxymoron?   Definition of = irony is that the word hyphenated is = non-hyphenated.   I…

O = Church, arise and put your armor onHear the call of Christ our = CaptainFor now the weak can say that they are strongIn the = strength that God has given. With shield of faith and belt of truthWe’ll stand against the = devil’s lies; An army bold whose…

Girls used to call me ugly until = they found out how much money I have. Now they call me ugly and = poor.   ** I broke my finger last = week. On the other hand, I’m = okay.   ** The Lord said unto John = “Come forth…

Beverly L = said, “I never use turn signals. It’s nobody else’s = business where I am going.”   Bill C shared, = “My buddy said he didn’t understanding cloning.  I said = that makes two of us.”   Cedell B = explained, “Sign on the restaurant said ‘We treat…

[We have so = much to share if only anyone would listen.  Now, what were we = talking about?]   **Embarrassing = our grandkids is just one of the services we = offer.   **Children are = the leading cause of old age.   **Don’t = let aging get you…

How do you = know when the moon is going broke?When it’s down to its last = quarter.   ** Where do black = holes commonly occur? Most often = they are found in my black socks.   ** Why didn’t the = Dog Star laugh at this joke?It was…

Why do rocks = crashing from space taste better than Earth rocks?They’re a little = meteor. ** What’s a = British nuclear physicist’s favorite meal?Fission = chips   ** A photon = walked into a hotel and the clerk asked if he needs help with luggage. = "No = thanks,"…

[Ac= tress Katharine Hepburn, in her own words:]   &#8= 220;Once when I was a teenager, my father and I were standing in line to = buy tickets for the circus. Finally, there was only one other family = between us and the ticket counter. This family made a big…