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[Everyone = needs to hear good Dad Jokes. Sadly, you won’t find any = here.]   People say you = can pick your nose. I was just = born with mine.   I only know 25 = letters of the alphabet. I don’t know = y.   I heard about…

I enjoyed = teaching college classes. One semester I taught a class of future = teachers about “classroom stress management”.  Applies = to teachers AND students.  And parents. And me . . = .   I used an old = example I’d learned, with a simple glass of water. I…

[Jokes for the = kids to make light in the dark days of Fall and return to the torture of = elementary schools]   Q. = What’s the difference between a teacher and a = train? A. A teacher = says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew!…

September = 2021.  The devil whispered to the homeschool mom, “Your not = strong enough to handle another year of teaching your children at = home.”   She whispered = back, “You’re”.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

[Du= e to continued quarantine concerns, I will only share inside jokes on = the first of each month] I would avoid the sushi if I was you. = It’s a little fishy.   Why= did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!   The= simple…

[Admit it. You = deal with people all the time that you would LIKE to “give a piece = of your mind”. Have some of mine; I have the little-known = spiritual gift of sarcasm and happy to share.]   **Sarcastic? = Me? Well, a little sardonic perhaps.   **If…

Have you ever = noticed how many towns are named after their water = tower?   Have you ever = noticed that your knees are just elbows put on = backwards?   Have you ever = noticed that the word bed actually looks like a = bed?   Have you…

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DID YOU KNOW . = . . months that begin on a Sunday (like August 2021) will always have a = "Friday the 13th.   DID YOU KNOW . = . . that when the doctors tells you, ‘Eat natural food, not = processed food’, that both come from =…

**When I ask = for directions, do not use words like = “east”.   **My luck is = like the bald guy who won a comb.   **Don’t = bother walking a mile in my shoes.  Walk 30 seconds in my head; = that will freak you out.   **Sometimes,…

I’m going for high-steaks’ word play and = laughs, hoping I don’t totally butcher another attempt at trying = to be a cow-median.   Over the past 25 years of grif net blog humor I’ve = used all the common jokes and puns about cows, and I want this one…

Mur= gatroyd ? Do you remember that word?   Wou= ld you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, = Murgatroyd?   Hea= vens to Murgatroyd!   The= other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son = about driving a Jalopy; and…