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After the = small  town Community Revival had concluded, the three pastors were = discussing the results with one = another.      The Methodist = minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained four = new families."      The = Lutheran preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained six…

HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . the man who always wanted to be a monk? Sadly, he never got = the chants.   HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . a music group called Cellophane? They mostly = wrap.   HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . .…

There once was = a little boy who had a very bad temper. His father decided to hand him a = bag of nails and said that every time the boy lost his temper, he = had to hammer a nail into the fence post.   On the first = day,…

[Friends of = mine were looking for clever names for their new pet. I offered this = 2021 CELEBRITY EDITION yesterday for male dogs; today for female = dogs]   Ally = McBeagle   Catherine = Zeta-Bones   Dane = Fonda   Drool = Barrymore   Eartha = Sitt  …

[Friends of = mine were looking for clever names for their new puppies. I offered this = 2021 CELEBRITY EDITION. Today male dogs; tomorrow female = dogs]   Al = Pooch-ino   Arf = Vader   Bark = Obama   Beowoof   Black = Labbath   Bob = Scratchit  …

{More random = thoughts on the under-appreciated gift of = sarcasm]   **My level of = sarcasm has reached the point where I don’t even know if I’m = kidding or not.   **I = don’t like making plans in case they lead to the word = ‘premeditated’ being thrown…

Overheard at = our house . . .   Bob: Honey, I = think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes. Teresa: No, = Sweetie. It’s the fridge.   Bob: I am = afraid I might be having memory issues. Teresa: How = long has this problem been going on?…

[Always enjoy = good Dad Jokes.  These didn’t make anyone crack a = smile.]   Sundays are = always a little sad.But the day before is a sadder = day.   You change = nationalities when you go into the bathroom.You were American = entering, but while you’re in there,…

The Four Candles = burned slowly at the 9.11 Memorial. Their ambiance was so soft = you could almost hear them speak . . .  = The First Candle = said, “I am PEACE, but these days the world is so angry that = nobody wants to keep me lit.” So Peace’s = flame slowly weakens…

[As events = drift toward ‘normal’, these thoughts still = remain]   People keep = asking: “Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?”  = Listen y’all, the churches and casinos are closed.  When = heaven and hell agree on the same thing it’s probably pretty = serious.   Never in a…

[Need more = jokes to survive dull lessons?  Here you go, = kiddos]   Q. Why did the = M&M go to school? A. Because he = really wanted to be a Smartie   Q. What did = the algebra book say to the science book? A. Boy, do I…

Larry K wrote, = “As a Boy Scout, I tried making a rope bridge.  I think the = troop leader gave me a compliment when he said it was knot = good.”   Ken H teaches = us, “September is the only month with the same number of letters =…

[Random = thoughts from 18 months of the covid apocalypse]   Wearing a mask = inside your home is now highly recommended.  Not so much to stop = COVID-19, but to stop eating. When this = quarantine is over, let’s not tell some = people.   I asked for =…