Daily Humor

[WE have questions. Do YOU have the answers . . . = without Google]   1. If = you’re planning to wrap a mummy in the proper Egyptian manner, how = many feet of linen cloth do you need?   2. With the = severe drought impacting Australia, what did…

I quit my job at the aluminum can recycling plant = because it was soda pressing.   I quit my = job at the Sidney Zoo because I just didn’t have the = koalafications.   I quit my = job writing entries for the new thesaurus because the hours were…

[Borrowed from pundits and = late-night TV. Where else can you get such = advice?]   So, = what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but = beyond that, I don’t recommend it.   The = unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is…

[My friend Wayne shared this traumatic = story] Wife: Oh No!!  The baby just swallowed some Scrabble = tiles! Me: Which ones? Wife: B…L…T…O…U…R…and…E = Me: Well, that could spell = trouble.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

We were interviewed this week = on marriage, love, sex, you name it.  Long day under lights, 3 = cameras etc.  Someday a tiny edited sound-bite might show = up. THEN, after we were done, the next day THIS was shared by a = dear friend.  WOW. Wish we could…

[I love = to travel. Lately, been to take care of grandkids while their parents = travel Europe. Hmmm. Here are some random thoughts on = dining] “The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five = or six days later, you’re hungry again.”   “I’m not sure how the…

[Quiz yourself on absolutely worthless pieces of = knowledge that will make you wonder why you know that]   1.  = John Sylvan created these but refusing to use them, as they are = wasteful, expensive, non-recyclable with a bad impact on the = environment.  What did he create that…

A Mexican = magicians tells the audience he will disappear on the count of = three.   He begins, “Uno, dos” and *poof* . = . he disappeared without a tres. At the = start of the Baseball Season we are pleased to announce the Vienna = Sausage Boys Choir will…

[While we are safely home after 2 weeks with = grandkids, the OTHER grandparents are now “on duty” watching = the kiddos.  But figure they may need some quality jokes, so start = with these oldies]   Did you hear = about the cat who ate cheese and sat by…

Today is Memorial Day, a = time to remember and reflect on those who have given ‘the last = full measure of devotion’ in defense of our nation.  We pray. = We read Bible verses. We think about heaven. We embrace families who are = not celebrating with a picnic…

What did the volcano say to the = earthquake?It’s not my fault.   Why is the = sea so restless? It has rocks in its = bed.   When can you tell the ocean is = friendly? When it = waves.   What happened to the ship from China with…

[After the HUGE success of US Trivia earlier this week = – 2 people “liked it” on Facebook – we decided = to make this a regular feature each week.  Sorry.]   1. Who was = the first President to eat French fries in America?   2. What is =…

Does anybody else have a = wife who loves to play that game called = “Yell-from-a-closet-four-rooms-away-and-gets-upset-when-I-can&#8217= ;t-hear-her"?   Can’t wait ’til I’m old = enough to pretend I can’t hear.   Contrary to popular = belief, it’s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the =…