Daily Humor

Books that are on my summer reading-in-the-kitchen = list: “War and Peas”   “Quiche 22”   “Pride = and Prune Juice”   “Oliver Twix”   “Lord = of the Pies”   “The = Lion, the Witch and the Waldorf”   “Animal Flan”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net…

[An OLD humor form I used back in high = school has had a facelift.  Instead of “Don’t Fence Me = In” by Barb Wire or “Yellow River” by I.M. Peeing = – sounds like juvenile jokes –  here are some FIRST CLASS = efforts stolen from the web.  Thus…

After = eating out (3 times) for our anniversary, today I start a new = diet.  It’s called the = “Pasta Diet”.  That’s right, = PASTA! If you want to lose = weight . . . ü  You walka pasta da = bakery ü  You walka pasta da ice =…

[These come from faithful grif.net blog readers.  = And sadly they are no better than the lame ones I dish up.] I = quit my job as a stuffer at an all-natural pillow factory because I was = just feeling down every day.   I quit my job at the…

[Received this blog post = written by my daughter as Father’s Day thoughts about me.  = Wow.  I love you too, baby girl] “The Perfect = Circle” He’s not = perfect. I didn’t know that then, = when my head finally reached the height where I could butt my chin…

[Ron’s wife = Marlene Robershaw had this tribute to father’s published in their = local paper (The Ramona Sentinel). Since both are avid readers of the = grif.net blog, we thought we’d pass along HER work for our = Father’s Day weekend edition.]     Let’s be honest folks, Father’s…

As Teresa and I = approach our 46th anniversary this Sunday, I was asked to = share some thoughts with younger couples on the benefits of a marriage = of such long duration.   "Tell us, Bob, = just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years…

A= family took a trip to Disney World.   After three exhausting days, = they headed home.   A= s they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, = Mickey.”   T= he daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.”   = T= he father waved, rather weakly, and said,…

[Yesterday’s jokes were = for the kids. We move up a notch to jokes for the = FAMILY.] Dad: “Shame on you, = son.   Why did you hit your little = sister?” Son: Well, Daddy, we were = playing Adam and Eve with the apple and instead of tempting…

[Grandkids are missing the high = quality jokes than G’pa gives. So serving up an order for them to = enjoy] Q: Why did the sea monster eat five boats that were = carrying potatoes? A: No one can eat just one potato ship. = Q: What do you get…

[Last week’s humor on quitting a job struck a = chord with many. OK, two.  But here are MORE excuses of why I = quit.] I quit my job at the Music Magazine because they were = always asking me to give rave reviews.   I quit my = job…

[Jonathan Parnell has = written much on male/female identity issues facing the church = today.  We are borrowing a few paragraphs for the more serious = ‘weekend’ edition of the grif net = blog]   Homosexuality is not the = only sin mentioned in I Corinthians 6:9-10 “Or do you…

Ann Landers wrote this true quip: = “At 20, we worry about = what others think of us.   At 40, we = don’t care what they think of us.   At 60, we = discover they haven’t been thinking of us at = all.”   ANSWERS FROM JUNE 9…