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Ole, on his = deathbed, said to Lena, “Forty-eight years we’ve been = married. You’ve stuck with me through it all. = . . The = tornado that blew our house down. . . The years = the crops failed. . . The time = all the pigs died. .…

Ole is on his death bed and says to Lena, sitting there = beside him, “When I die I want you to marry = Sven.” Lena looked surprised. “I = thought you hated Sven.” Ole replies, “I do.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows…

Ole died. So = Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The = gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena = what she would like to say about Ole.   Lena replied, = "Just put two words: ‘Ole died’."   The…

O= le went to the doctor for a physical. After Ole was dressed the doctor = came in and said, "I’m sorry Ole, but you are very sick and have = only a few weeks to live."   O= le went home with a heavy heart to tell Lena the…

Just months after winning his 1941 Academy Award for best = actor in “The Philadelphia Story,” Jimmy Stewart, one of the = best-known actors of the day, left Hollywood and joined the US Army. He = was the first big-name movie star to enlist in World War II. An accomplished…

[Repeat from January 2000 Grif Net Blog by = request]   My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL = DONE "If you’re going to kill = each other, do it outside.  I just finished = cleaning!"   My = mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will…

IF FAMOUS = HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB = TODAY…   JULIUS CAESAR: = My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I’d = like to get away from all that.   JESSE JAMES: I = can list among my experience and skills: leadership,…

[For the my = children and grandchildren, here is the final installment of = "loosely translated” passages from = Leviticus]   **CONCERNING = FACE AND HANDS   &nb= sp;  Cast your countenance upward to the light and lift up your = eyes to the hills, that I may more easily wash…

[For the my = children and grandchildren in 2020, here are more "loosely = translated passages” from Leviticus]   **LAWS = PERTAINING TO DESSERT   &nb= sp;  For we judge between the plate that is unclean and the plate = that is clean, saying first, if the plate is clean then…

[For the my = children and grandchildren for the new year, here are some "loosely = translated passages’ from Leviticus]   **LAWS = CONCERNING HOUSEHOLD PRINCIPLES, FOOD AND DRINK  =   &nb= sp;  Of the beasts of the field, and of the fishes of the sea, = and of all foods that…

[continued from = last weekend]   **Set a firm bedtime Getting enough = sleep can be one of the best things you can do for your health. Getting = a solid seven to eight hours of shut-eye boosts heart health, helps with = weight loss, improves memory, and reduces depression,…

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[Everyone = needs good jokes.  Good luck finding any = here]   **I told my = son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, “But dad, your = name is Bob.” I said, = “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson. Duh.” =   **Justice is a…