My wife has a =
slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to =
breathe. – Jimmy Durante
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit =
people only once a year. – Victor Borge
Be careful about reading =
health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark =
Twain
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, =
‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter =
(mother of Jimmy Carter)
We could certainly slow the aging =
process down if it had to work its way through Congress. – Will =
Rogers
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a =
jury. – Groucho Marx
My luck is so bad that if I bought a =
cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney Dangerfield
I don’t =
feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. – =
Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things =
that fish do in it. – W. C. Fields
Don’t worry about avoiding =
temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.- Winston =
Churchill
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty … But =
everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis =
Diller
By the time a =
man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. – =
Billy Crystal
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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"