[We didn’t need any egging on to share Morning=
Humor this week. Don’t thank me, just raise a toast]
If I make you=
breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need.
Not all this “How did you get in my house?=
?” business.
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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakf=
ast?
Because in France, one egg is un ou=
ef.
“Can you make me breakfast in bed?” asked my wife.
I said, “No, I’ll have to go to th=
e kitchen.
My wife usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but thi=
s morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked m=
e, “How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!”
I smiled and advised, “Well son, just=
take away their little brooms.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His sheltering =
armsI’m living by faith and feel no alarm.=
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