Wh=
y did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
Because =
pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What do you call a ske=
leton with only a head?
A nobody.=
What did the bossy cowboy say when he walked into a sa=
loon? =
He ordered everyone a round.
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What=
do you call a detective that accidentally solves the case?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
Can you u=
se ignominious in a sentence?
Yes, I can use ignominious =
in a sentence.
Why did the boys of a Wyoming cattle rancher nam=
e their spread “Prism”?
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It is where the ‘sons raise meat’
~~
D=
r. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”=
[email protected]=
www.grif.net
Vir=
us-free.www.avast.com
05/05/26 Grif.Net – Funny Answers (part 2)
Wh=
y did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
Because =
pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What do you call a ske=
leton with only a head?
A nobody.=
What did the bossy cowboy say when he walked into a sa=
loon? =
He ordered everyone a round.
=
=
What=
do you call a detective that accidentally solves the case?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
Can you u=
se ignominious in a sentence?
Yes, I can use ignominious =
in a sentence.
Why did the boys of a Wyoming cattle rancher nam=
e their spread “Prism”?
=
It is where the ‘sons raise meat’
~~
D=
r. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”=
[email protected]=
www.grif.net
Vir=
us-free.www.avast.com