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05/04/26 Grif.Net – Funny Answers (part 1)

05/04/26 Grif.Net – Funny Answers (part 1)

Wh=
at do PHD students eat when they’re hungry? 

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Academi=
a nuts.

 

Why did the Oreo go to the de=
ntist? 

Because he lost his filling.

 

Excuse me sir, will my pizza be long? 

No, it’ll be round.

 

Why do fish live in salt water? 

Pepper makes =
them sneeze.

 

What do toilets do when =
they’re embarrassed? 

They get a bit flushed.

 

Who wins at baseball – pancakes or wa=
ffles? 

Waffles. They have the best batter.

 

What did the dentist win at the competition?&=
nbsp;

Just a little plaque.

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin

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