A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person=
in history to receive a brain transplant. A doctor comes in and says "=
;Congratulations! But unfortunately, since this is a new procedure, your in=
surance isn’t going to cover it all. So, we’re going to give you 3 choices =
for brains, and you can decide which you can afford."
The man s=
ays to the doctor "Okay, what are they?"
The doctor says &=
quot;Well, first there’s engineer brain, that’s $100 an ounce. Then there’s=
astrophysicist brain, that’ll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally, there’s pol=
itician brain. That’s the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."
Th=
e man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That’s absurd! Why is the polit=
ician brain so expensive?"
The doctor turns to him and says &qu=
ot;Sir, do you have any idea how many politicians it takes to get an ounce =
of brain?"
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I L=
ove!"