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08/28/23 Grif.Net – Back to School Week

08/28/23 Grif.Net – Back to School Week

My English teacher told me I’d never be good at poetry because =
I’m dyslexic.

But so far, I’ve made three ju=
gs and a vase, and everyone says they’re lovely.

 

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I remember when my youngest came home from First Grade and announced that=
A-D (the first four letters of the alphabet) were the hardest.

Then added she thought that the rest were E-Z.

 

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Speaking of English class . . .

 

You want a poem?
Best I ca=
n do is haiku,
take it or leave it.

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Middle c=
hild asked me how I got straight “A’s” in school when I w=
as young.

I told him my secret was to always=
use a ruler.

 

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Boy in our church is in shop clas=
s working on a “thought-controlled air freshener”.

Will it be a success?  Well, when you think about =
it, at least the idea does make scents.

 

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Looks l=
ike Math will be hard for the oldest.
He’s already found the text=
book is full of problems.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"

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