Look on the bright side when it comes to taxes! Thank God we don’t get as
much government as we are paying for!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left
them to where you can’t find them.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid too.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to
others.
Always remember to loot and pillage BEFORE you burn.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Politics defined: “Poli” in Latin meaning “many”, and “tics” are
“blood-sucking parasites”.
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you’re really sick. Then you should
call 911.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank
robbery has just taken place.
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Last election I voted for Obama because I didn’t like the way the
Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like
shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
The reason most men play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught
dead in otherwise.
Be sure to finish all your e-mail. There are children offline in India.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”