15 years ago (yeah, I’ve been sending out the grif.net emails a long time)
we published: “Children’s Books You’ll Never See Printed”. Without any
popular request, here they are again:
“Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”
“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”
“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”
“Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But
Your Household Pets”
“Babar Meets the Taxidermist”
“Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”
“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”
“Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your
Mom’s Purse”
“The Care-Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead”
“How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”