Just when you think you’re alone the phone rings.
My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
Support the right to arm bears.
We do precision guesswork.
He who claims to be a self-made man has relieved God of an embarrassing
responsibility.
College Years: The only vacation a boy gets between his mother and his wife.
For every action, there is an equal but opposite Government program.
I am the root of some evil… send some money.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just
sort of a tired feeling.
The only problem with home canning is that eventually you have to eat the
stuff.
Above average intelligence has always run in my family. Ambition, however,
has usually walked with a limp.
Don’t question authority. It hasn’t got a clue!!!!!
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop.
In the morning, sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times, I let her sleep.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”