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06/07/12 Grif.Net Blog – Medical Glossary (part 2)

06/07/12 Grif.Net Blog – Medical Glossary (part 2)

o Impotent. . . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
o Inbred. . . . . . . . . . . . Best way to eat salami
o Labor Pain. . . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
o Medical Staff . . . . . . . . Doctor’s cane
o Morbid. . . . . . . . . . . . Higher offer
o Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than the day rate
o Outpatient. . . . . . . . . . Person who has fainted
o Pap Smear . . . . . . . . . . Paternity test
o Paradox . . . . . . . . . . . A couple of quacks
o Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis
o Postoperative . . . . . . . . Mail carrier
o Prostate. . . . . . . . . . . Flat on your back
o Recovery Room . . . . . . . . Place to do upholstery
o Rheumatic . . . . . . . . . . Amorous
o Seizure . . . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor
o Terminal Illness. . . . . . . Getting sick at the airport
o Tibia . . . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa
o Tolerance . . . . . . . . . . Happens if you give growth hormone to ants
o Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . . More than one
o Urine . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you’re out
o Varicose. . . . . . . . . . . Near by
o Vein . . . . . . . . . . . . Conceited

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Dr Bob Griffin
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