BACKWOODS GLOSSARY OF MEDICAL TERMS
o Alimentary. . . . . . . . . . What Holmes said to Watson
o Artery. . . . . . . . . . . . Study of Painting
o Bacteria. . . . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria
o Barium. . . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails
o Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
o Caesarean Section . . . . . . A district in Rome
o Carpal. . . . . . . . . . . . Person you ride to work with
o Castrate. . . . . . . . . . . Market price for setting a fracture
o Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty
o Cauterize . . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
o Chiropractor . . . . . . . . An Egyptian doctor
o Colic . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
o Congenital. . . . . . . . . . Friendly
o Cystogram . . . . . . . . . . A cable sent to your sister
o D & C . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the White House is
o Denial. . . . . . . . . . . . Where Cleopatra used to swim
o Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . . To live long
o Elixir. . . . . . . . . . . . What a dog does to his owner when she
gives him a juicy bone
o Enema . . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
o Fester. . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker
o Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . . Small lie
o Genital . . . . . . . . . . . Non Jewish
o G I Series. . . . . . . . . . Soldier baseball
o Grippe. . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase
o Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook
o High Colonic. . . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday
[More tomorrow]
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”