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04/13/12 Grif.Net – MORE Office Truisms

04/13/12 Grif.Net – MORE Office Truisms

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot
today.

A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.

BTW, if a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
flying by.

Do not put statements in the negative form.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a
group decide that nothing can be done.

It’s lonely at the top but you eat better.

Meetings: A practical alternative to work.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”