When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
The longer the title, the less important the job.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
arrives.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good,
you will get out of it.
If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
A pat on the back is only a few inches higher than a kick in the pants.
Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”