Two men were sitting on a bench, waiting for a bus. At their feet between
them lay a dog.
One fellow said to the other, “Hey, does your dog bite?”
The other replied, “Never. He’s a good dog that never bit anyone.”
So the first fellow petted the dog and the dog almost bit off his hand. He
glared at the other man and said, “I thought you told me your dog doesn’t
bite?”
The man admitted, “Yes, I know I did, but that ain’t my dog.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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