[More food-related humor. You can see what’s on my mind!!]
The snack bar next door to the Oak Ridge atom smasher was called “Fission
Chips.”
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew
her stack.
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep
favoring curry.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”
When asked if I was trying to get into shape, I said yes. Of course, the
shape I’ve selected is a triangle.
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[My diet is working well. Not a joke. I’m 6’6″ so can carry a lot of weight,
but was 319.8 on Sept 27. Today I was at 289.6. That is 30 pounds in less
than 3 weeks. Thanks to many who prayed I would not lose my sense of humor
while losing pounds. This diet is fantastic. For details on it check out
www.phr.net and click on the diet info. Cheap and effective in taking off
pounds while NOT hurting muscle or vital organs.]
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”