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05/18/10 Grif.Net – Safest Place to be in 2010

05/18/10 Grif.Net – Safest Place to be in 2010

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all
fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur
to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents
involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. So above all
else, avoid hospitals.

But, you will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in
worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous
physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given
point in time is at a church! And Bible study is safe too. The percentage of
deaths during Bible study is even less.

So, attend a church and read your Bible. IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

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ANSWERS to Friday’s Quiz
Antelope – calf
Bear – cub
Beaver – kit
Birds – fledgling, nestling
Cat – kitten
Codfish – codling, sprat
Deer – fawn
Dog – pup (puppy)
Duck – duckling
Eagle – eaglet
Eel – elver
Elephant – calf
Elephant seal – weaner
Fish – fry
Fowl – chick
Fox – pup
Frog – polliwog, tadpole
Goat – kid
Goose – gosling
Grouse – cheeper
Guinea fowl – keet
Hawk – eyas
Hen – pullet
Horse – foal, yearling, or colt (male), filly (female)
Kangaroo – joey
Lion – cub
Owl – owlet
Pig – piglet, shoat, farrow, suckling
Pigeon – squab, squeaker
Rabbit – bunny, kit
Rat – pup
Rooster – cockerel
Salmon – parr, smolt, grilse
Seal – pup
Shark – cub
Sheep – lamb,
Swan – cygnet
Tiger – cub, whelp
Turkey – poult
Whale – calf
Zebra – foal

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”