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I Cor 3:8 “The man who plants and the man who waters have one purpose, and each will be rewarded according to his own labor.” Walking through the forest, a seasoned hiker came upon a broad, slowly moving river. He stopped to gaze over the waters, appreciating the beauty, when…

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible he found in a dusty trunk. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-another had printed it. “Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector. “Yes, that was it!” “You idiot! You’ve thrown away one…

Overheard: If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Overheard: Follow your dreams, except for that one where you’re not wearing clothes at work. Overheard: It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know. Overheard: I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get…

About the time our new nation won its independence and adopted their new constitution, in 1787 Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior: “A democracy is always temporary in nature; it…

[Saw that Tiger won again and caused me to consider the unwritten but very real laws in effect with this pastime.] LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the…

[Bill & Beth SAY they like good puns. Then they sent me these to use on the Grif.Net blog. Words do not always match action, methinks.] Flags in July are the decoration of independence. Have you been impacted? The tooth always hurts. I looked at the Rorschach test, but had…

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to separate ourselves from humanity and the sinfulness that pervades it so, a God given conscience and the Holy Spirit call us to action. We hold these truths to be self evident, that God in six days created the heavens…

[Today their mom and dad come in from the airport, so this is the LAST of the jokes designed for the kids. And all of God’s people said, ‘Amen’.] What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school? Bison. If April showers bring…

[Still watching grandkids while their parents echo about in the Grand Canyon. So guess what? YOU benefit by getting a fourth type of Grade School jokes designed to make a 5th and a 3rd grader laugh. Or groan.] Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It’s all over…

[With such an underwhelming response to jokes to keep my grandkids busy, I thought I’d try a different type of humor – the “how” jokes. Not better, just different] How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique…

[More humor aimed to keep the grandkids quiet this = week.]   What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in = common? They both have the same middle = name.   What did one ocean say to the other = ocean? Nothing, they just waved.   What…

[With my daughter and her hubby abandoning their kids to our care for the week, I decided to help them with high-quality humor. And grif.net humor, too.] Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. Why was Cinderella so lousy at…

A little boy about 10 years old was standing on the sidewalk in front of a shoe store, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the boy and said, “My little fellow, why are you looking so earnestly in that window?” “I was asking God…