Did you know that in Japanese, tofu translates roughly as ‘whale snot’?
Did you know in Wyoming we do not cultured oil anywhere? It is all crude
oil.
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans.
Did you know that fear of meeting a fat man in a red suit in a confined room
for hanging clothes is called santaclaustrophobia?
Did you know that fear of Force is called Obiewancanobieaphobia?
Did you know that when a pig is sold to the pawn shop, it becomes a
ham-hock?
Did you know that a fly with no wings is called a “walk”?
Did you know that the acronym ‘DAM’ stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia?
Did you know there is a restaurant called “The Moon”? Good food, but no
atmosphere.
Did you know if you mix milk of magnesia and O.J. and vodka, you get a
Phillips Screwdriver?
Did you know that Girl Scout cookies actually contain no girl scouts?
Did you know that part-time band leaders are semi-conductors?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”