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[I’d like to move on to some other humor, but the daily headlines are calling my name.] Overheard at the courts: “I want to play badminton at the Olympics so badly.” Overheard at 10 Downing Street: “Governor Romney should get a gold medal for backpedaling.” Overheard in Hollywood: “Burt Reynolds…

[While many believe my wordplays are just “some antics”, I really enjoy them. My last two reports from the Olympic Games has brought YOUR response. Besides groaning and moaning, here is a smattering.] The Olympic Committee has filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against Wal-Mart, alleging the company’s logo resembles Cheetos…

[43 years ago two human beings changed history by walking on the surface of the moon. But what happened before Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong exited the Lunar Module is perhaps even more amazing, if only because so few people know about it. I’m talking about the fact that Buzz…

[If you believed any of yesterday’s Grif.Net, then I’ve got some more interviews and scoops for you today. And a clock in London you can purchase cheaply . . ] From the track: “Winning the gold medal should make me a shoo-in for Nike advertising contracts.” Advice from mom to…

[Overheard as I chatted up some of the international athletes in London] From the track: “I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.” From the coxswain of the 8’s: “She is so indecisive she couldn’t choose either oar.” From the weightlifting center: “I finally found…

[I stay awake = late every night to study my Bible. Obviously, I’m up to know = good.]   Biblical = scholars agree that the Manna the Hebrews ate was a starchy substance from which = they could make dough or pasta. That is where we get the saying, "Pennes…

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A young lady from Minnesota, who had just returned from a tour through Italy with her father, informed me that her Dad liked all the Italian cities. But most of all he loved Venice. “Ah, Venice, to be sure!” I replied. “I can readily understand that your father would like…

[Dr. Robyn Silverman wrote a wonderful way to use the Olympics as a conversation starter to talk with our children, teaching them about life and character. All credit to her for these important thoughts.] These Olympians aren’t just everyday role models; they show what character looks like when it’s put…

I was fishing on the North Platte and in the frantic activity of trying to = land a "big one", my billfold fell out of the jeans into the = water.  I assumed it was gone for good, but was amazing to see a large carp push = up to…

When a friend arrived home, his wife told him that the cleaning lady whom they had recently dismissed had stolen two of their plush towels as a parting gesture. “How dare she!” stormed the husband. “I know,” said his wife, “and they were our two best towels – you know,…

For once in his life, our Wyoming real estate agent decided to be honest with a prospective house-buyer. “This property has its good and bad points. There is a Standard Oil refinery just to the west. The city sewage treatment lagoon is to the north. A cattle feedlot is located…

Daughter once asked, “Daddy, you’re the boss of the house, right?” “Yes, sweetheart,” I replied. “I’m the boss of the house.” “And I know why you’re the boss of the house, Daddy.” “Why’s that?” “Because Mommy put you in charge.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This…