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[A female reader sent in this true story] While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of Victoria’s Secrets store caught my eye. “Do you think Daddy would like this?” I asked the kids, as I pointed to a lacy teddy with…

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb,…

I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. All generalizations are false. We put the “k” in “kwality”. I owe, I owe, so off to work I go Contents may have settled out of court. Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. I drive…

[This week’s editorial from the Casper Star-Tribune (Oct 14, 2012) Endorsement was spot-on with my sentiments and prayer for America. While our state is conservative, the paper has historically shown left-leaning as its owners are not from Wyoming. This article was insightful and refreshing.] Four years ago, Barack Obama promised…

The math teacher saw that little Joshie wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Joshie! What is 4, 2, 28 and 44?” He quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

A Preacher in a small town went to his church office last Monday morning and discovered a dead skunk in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the Preacher to the health department. They said since there…

A Preacher in a small town went to his church office last Monday morning and discovered a dead skunk in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the Preacher to the health department. They said since there…

A Preacher in a small town went to his church office last Monday morning and discovered a dead skunk in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the Preacher to the health department. They said since there…

[Marilyn forwarded this timely collection for our enjoyment after the embarrassment of the “debate” last night] “If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.” Jay Leno “The problem with political jokes is they get elected.” Henry Cate “We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great…

[Each Fall we try to update our definitions on Football as applied to the Church. Here is the latest . . .] Benchwarmer – Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit. Backfield-in-Motion – Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during…

Look on the bright side when it comes to taxes! Thank God we don’t get as much government as we are paying for! A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find…

[BN forwarded this email to remind me of the roots of our great American Republic. Thought it worthwhile to share with everyone.] Did you know that 52 of the 55 signers of The Declaration of Independence were orthodox, deeply committed Christians? The other three all believed in the Bible as…

Three guys are walking along a beach together. A guy from Iowa, a guy from Illinois and a guy from Wisconsin. They come across a lantern and out pops a Genie. “I will give you each one wish” says the Genie. The guy from Iowa says, “My grandfather was a…