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As we both turn 65 soon, we decided to do some remodeling of our home. The kitchen was no problem, but the contractor has a major concern in the bathroom plan – the placement of a large window in our walk-in shower. “I’m afraid your neighbors might have a good…

[Beginning January 1st, 2011 on every single day more than 10,000 Baby Boomers will reach the age of 65. That is going to keep happening every single day until December 31st, 2030. Kinda makes March 14, 2013 seem not so important. I am just 1 in 10,000.] Last weekend I…

[Beginning January 1st, 2011 on every single day more than 10,000 Baby Boomers will reach the age of 65. That is going to keep happening every single day until December 31st, 2030. Kinda makes March 14, 2013 seem not so important. I am just 1 in 10,000.] Last weekend I…

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. ~~ I was feeling pretty creaky after hearing the TV reporter say, “To contact me, go to my Facebook page,…

[Still “celebrating” my upcoming anniversary of birth] Having lost weight over the past few years, my wife was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Our granddaughter was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. “Wow,” my wife said, “I must have worn these when…

It’s scary when your body starts making the same noises as your coffee maker. The nice thing about growing older is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them. My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as…

[A friend forwarded this for my “birthday celebration these first two weeks of March as I face 65 years next week] I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet…

[Pat shared answers to typical questions from those who wonder how retire-ment is going. Now that I’m on Medicare, I’m copying some of these for future reference.] Question: How many days are in your week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday and I know when it’s Sunday because that’s when the…

Isaiah 46:3-4 “I have created you and cared for you since you were born. I will be your God through all your lifetime. Even to your old age and gray hairs I am He, I am He Who will sustain you. I’ve made you and I’ll carry you; I’ll sustain…

[Jack forwarded a couple thoughts on health and aging in honor of my upcoming 65th birthday, so I added to them for a quick look at the reality!] Don’t worry about old age. It doesn’t last that long. I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. As we age we…

[I know. A day early. But March 1-14 grif.net humor will celebrate aging, culminating with the 65th birthday on March 14 if I live that long. LOTS of jokes about getting old!!] I read about car vandalism in the downtown 4-story parking garage. This just seemed wrong on so many…

[A friend in Arkansas sent these observations] You might be visiting a Babdiss Church if . . . . the Call to Worship is “Y’all come on in!” . . people grumble about why Noah let them varmints on the Ark. (Some substitute “Yankees” for “varmints”) . . the Preacher…

[Some funny, some not. But all real quotations.] “Next year at Lent I’m going to give up coming up with ideas for what my wife should give up for Lent.” (unnamed friend of mine) “For Lent, I’m giving up making jokes about what I’m giving up for Lent.” (George Burns)…