[Jim forwarded these Country Songs that never quite made the greatest hits
list. They are almost as bad as the summer reading lists I’ve been sending]
“I’m Depressed Because All My Jeans Are Blue”
“I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Even If She Promised to Win”
“The Last Letters in Lonesome Is ‘Me'”
“I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You”
“They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out”
“You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life”
“Take My Memory of You With You When You Go”
“If Love were Oil, I’d Be a Quart Low”
“Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey – You’ll Only Strain Yourself”
“My Sweet Tooth Says ‘I Wanna’, But My Wisdom Tooth Says ‘No'”
“They Say Only Love Can Break a Heart, But Maybe an Ax Will Do”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”