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03/21/13 Grif.Net – Elementary Music Lovers

[DM share little know music “facts” written by elementary-aged children]

“J.S. Bach died from 1750 to the present”

“Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.”

“Refrain means don’t do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not
try to sing.”

“Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was also rather
large.”

“Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling
him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven expired in 1827 and
later died from this.”

“Henry Purcell is a well-known composer few people have ever heard of.”

“An opera is a song of bigly size.”

“A harp is a nude piano. ”

“Aaron Copland is one of our most famous contemporary composers. It is
unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do not live until they are
dead.”

“A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.”

“Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.”

“I know what a sextet is but I’d rather not say.”

“Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.”

“My favorite composer is opus.”

“Probably the most marvelous fugue was between the Hatfield’s and the
McCoy’s.

“My very best liked piece is the bronze lullaby.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

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03/19/13 Grif.Net – What Daddy Does

[RM shared this cute story]

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a
living.

“Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?”

Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.”

“That’s wonderful. How about you, Amie?”

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a mailman.”

“Thank you, Amie,” said the teacher. “What about your father, Billy?”

Billy proudly stood up and announced, “My daddy smells stinky armpits to
test deodorant.”

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later
that day she went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father
answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if
there might be some logical explanation.

Billy’s father said, “I’m actually a criminal defense attorney. But how can
I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?”

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”