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Eye Doctor: Bob, the results on your eye tes= ts came back.  = Me: Great! Can I see them?   Eye Doctor: Probably not.   ~~~ &nb= sp; 1. What is the national an= imal of Scotland? Answer:= The unicorn   2. Which common bones are babi= es born without?…

[Various odds and ends questions await to te= st how your brain handles minutia and obscure facts. ]   1. What is the national animal of Scotland? ________________   2. Which common bones are babies born without= ? ________________ &= nbsp; 3. Which planet has the = most gravity? ________________…

1. What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian.   2. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep q= uestions? A philosiraptor.=   3. Why can’t a n= ew dad change a light bulb? Because they do= n’t make diapers small enough.…

1. What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates   2. Should I name my baby girl Brie?= I think it sounds a little cheesy   3. How do you get in= touch with a Roman architect? You column.   4. What= do you call…

[The Weekend Grif Net tries to eschew humor and goes for mor= e serious subjects. Trust this will move YOU to action.]   A Story To Live By= (by Ann Wells, Los Angeles Times) &= nbsp; My brother-in-law opened the bottom draw= er of my sister’s bureau and lifted out…

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for a tax colle= ctor and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they ar= rived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.  As they entered the room,= the preacher held out his hands and motioned for…

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our= minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. = Apparently his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. = Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0037_01DB35B0.BE750D60 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Need to check on my blog readers to see IF their post-election brains are still working. Here’s a set of random questions; all YOU do is fill in the blanks.] 1. How many countries are in…

Ken H. shared, “Talked to my cab driver and found he was = a fare-minded person.”   Esther G. wondered, “When I was asked what I d= o with leftover bacon, I admit that thought never occurred to me.”   Wayne I.= said, “Of all the inventions of the past…

[Armistice Da= y has become Veterans’ Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans’ Day is not.= But many want to keep this day as a very special tribute.]=   As we express our gratitude, we must= never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to l= ive…

A farmer had some puppies to sell, so he made a sign advertisin= g the four pups and went to nail it to a post at the edge of his yard. As h= e was hammering the last nail, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked dow= n…

[One last day of fun before all the focus is= shifted to 2026 mid-term election] **I have come to the conclusion = that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.   **You know how they say, “Nobody can fix th= e economy. Nobody can be…

[Win or lose, poking fun at politics brings = a smile back on our faces] Q: Why should we make Congress more effic= ient by replacing all the people with horses? A: Every vote would end in “neighs,” but h= ay, at least the housing market would be stable.  …