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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out.…

How to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions By Rabbi Brad Hirschfield Making New Year’s resolutions is relatively easy, but keeping them, not so much. Here are six tips based on the Bible and ancient rabbinic wisdom that will help you keep your resolutions and help you have a better new…

This is a repeat Grif.Net, but know many feel burned-out from traditional music and need some songs for the way you feel. No matter WHAT syndrome you or your friends suffer from, here are some songs that might fit. Do you feel . . Narcissistic? Hark the Herald Angles Sing…

After 12 days of Puns and really bad Christmas humor, we felt today called for the REAL CHRISTMAS STORY from the Gospel of Luke. “And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. (This taxing…

A fancy restaurant was preparing brunch for Christmas. The Eggs Benedict looked scrumptious, but there was no bright shiny platter large enough on which to properly display them for the buffet. An ingenious kitchen staff member had an idea and quickly ran outside, returning with a gleaming old hubcap off…

It was Christmas Eve and a burglar broke into the home of a prominent local lawyer. He took the lawyer’s Christmas gifts from under the tree, while leaving the packages for the wife and children untouched. As he was leaving the house, he was apprehended by an alert policeman. He…

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father-and-son chats with light-sabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said. “Oh, yes, I know!” Luke fought himself free and jumped…

For my sisters and me at Christmas, the only thing worse than having to go to bed on Christmas Eve was waking up Christmas morning about four o’clock and knowing we could NOT wake our parents that early. Dad and Mom made clear any wake-up call before seven would not…

On a winter night in Moscow, a Russian spy named Rudolph came in from the storm, joining an American couple for dinner. After complaining that it had stopped snowing and now was raining, his friend’s wife pointed out the window and said it seemed like it was sleet, neither snow…

Monday was the last day to send boxes in the mail for Christmas. I received a Christmas package in the mail today, but when it arrived it was all damp. I called to complain to our local post office. They said it was not really wet, but just had postage…

Did you know that according to the song, “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”, Santa has eleven reindeer? We all know the first eight. The song goes, “There’s Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen.” Then there’s Rudolph, of course, so that makes nine. Then…

Our children were having fun setting up and rearranging all of the items in the manger scene. (It was odd to see Barbie kneeling at the manger, but somehow appropriate). When evening came and the children off preparing for bed, I looked at their final rendition. Every item was there,…

The only difference between the “Christmas alphabet” and the “regular alphabet” is that the Christmas alphabet is missing a letter. It has no L. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”