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[Don’t care about the anniversary of the movie but LOVE trivia on breakfast cereals. How many can you get right in our weekly quiz?] 1. What cereal contains rainbows, horseshoes, hearts and clovers? 2. What character puts the two scoops of raisins in each box of raisin bran? 3. Who…

{Purported to be real questions and funny answers from Sunday School classes and Children’s Church programs. I think not, but hanging last week with the grandkids showed that some might just be real . . . ] Q. Who was the most sinful man in the Old Testament? A. Moses.…

[From ‘Barren to Beautiful’ by Rebekah] Have you ever thought you were finally almost out of a difficult season in your life only to find–it’s not over yet? Or, it ended briefly, only to return with more full vengeance? Have you ever thought things were finally changing, or finally “good,”…

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. I didn’t have the money to repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder. I saw a sign: “Rest Area 25 Miles”. That’s pretty big. Some people must be really tired. I only borrow money from…

Friends just visited us in Wyoming. They travelled through Lost Cabin (pop. 4), Hiland (pop. 2) and saw a sign that said “Last Chance for Gas 100 Miles” and found out the sign was not lying. We tried to warn them. Wyoming towns are so small that, …their city limits…

*Never go back for seconds. (Get it all the first time.) *Every Monday set your scale back five pounds. *Never accept a Candy-gram. *Don’t date Sara Lee *Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. *Never start a diet cold turkey. Or…

[New Quiz all about a game I loved as a kid. I was a ruthless tycoon, often bringing tears to neighbors who dared play against me. Do YOU dare to play this Monopoly Trivia game? I will win, you know.] 1. About how many Monopoly houses have been built since…

At the airport I saw a family of eight getting off a plane from Florida. Everyone was sunburned, toting mouse ears and other souvenirs, tired and weary from Spring Break vacation. They plopped down in seats across the waiting area from me, morose and disheveled. I decided to cheer them…

[Every couple of years I repeat this Grif.Net blog. Why? Not sure if any of my readers need it, but I know that I really need to be reminded again and again.] Many times God will allow a painful situation or a painful circumstance in our life to “swallow us…

I met a older lady who told me she was scared of flying on a airplane. I asked her what she was scared of? She told me she was terrified there might be a Moslem suicide bomber on the plane. As a former college professor I tried to allay her…

The other day we flew to the Midwest. When we were all buckled in on our flight, I noticed an elderly lady across the aisle who was extremely nervous. I chatted with her and found she had some problems with her ears and painful pressure changes on a previous flight…

*Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them. *Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river? It was three feet deep on average. *Did you hear about the teacher who would not allow her students to…

[Weekly quiz, focusing today on TOYS.] 1. In 1960 Play-Doh added a little boy on all the cans. What was his name? 2. What’s inside an Etch-a-Sketch? 3. What is special about the creator of Lincoln Logs? 4. For Christmas, I got one of the first “Mr. Potato Head” kit…