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Politicians are a bit like = restless sleepers.First they lie on one side, and then on the = other.   In a recent town-hall debate, = one candidate jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the = evil powerful interest that controls you?" And the other = politician…

Did you hear about the man who = stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?He made a clean = getaway.   Did you hear about the man put = on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.By Friday he could = hardly get his shoes on.…

To my children: Never make fun of having to help = your Dad with computer stuff. Remember, I taught you how to use a = spoon. ~~To my math students:There is a fine line between = a numerator and a denominator.Sadly, only a fraction of you will = understand this.…

Went by the house = where I grew up. Asked if I could come in and look around, but they said = no and shut the door in my face.  My parents are just so rude . . = .= Just watched two = people jogging outside and it inspired…

[As first of each month rolls around, we try to start it off with bad wordplay. It’s the only date some of my friends can count on.] My X-ray tech married one of his patients, but I always wondered what he saw in her. It just dawned on me that…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_02B2_01D113BA.FDA2E150 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=”—-=_NextPart_001_02B3_01D113BA.FDA2E150″ ——=_NextPart_001_02B3_01D113BA.FDA2E150 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Today ends “Pastor Appreciation Month”, October each year. I trust you have showed your personal appreciation for the man of God who is giving his life to serve God by serving you.]…

As the birds fly southI make reservations toGo = to Florida.   Lots of guilt to share.What am I doing wrong = now? Baptist = pastor. World is vast and = wide.So much out there to explore.Right now, let’s eat = lunch.   Only so manyHours. And so much to…

[= Half the semester is over. By now you KNOW if your school’s = cafeteria is good, bad or ugly.  Here is a check list to see if it = is in trouble.]   1= . You eat something that’s actually pretty good, then realize it’s the = paper plate.…

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what = is on the outside?K9P   How do you = know when your French cheese expires? From age   What type of = music would you use for a song about tortillas?Wrap Why did = the Mexican want…

A = Californian man has invented a robotic parking attendant. He’s calling = it the Silicon Valet. ~~Man: My wife drives like lightning. Fri= end: You mean, like, really fast? Man= : No, I mean she hits trees. ~~If you smuggle cars into the country, are you = trafficking? ~~…

Whe= n a man arrived home from work, his wife was waiting for him. She sat = him down and told him she had good news and bad news about the = car.   &qu= ot;Okay," he said. "Tell me the good news = first."   She= said: "Well, the…

Going through some difficult days, a friend asked me if God REALLY loved her. So I said, “If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and dazzling-colored leaves in the…

Y= ou KNOW it’s a bad Friday when . . . A copy of your birth = certificate comes in the mail marked null and void. = E= veryone loves your driver’s license picture. P= eople give you the senior citizen discount and you’re only 37. = Y= our twin…