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They say that all Grandmothers Are inclined to brag a bit, And that there is something in that I frankly must admit. For since I’ve reached that stage- And all my friends have too- I’m floored by all the bragging These other grandmothers do. To hear them rave you’d think This old human race Was…

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Church. As she ran she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!”  As she was running and praying, she tripped on the…

[Got this forwarded some time back on “safe” conversations with your wife.  Men, listen up!]  DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?  DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are…

A man came = home from work and found his three children outside, still in their = pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn = all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as = was the front door to…

A King heard tales of a plot to overthrow his = reign.  He had a Count arrested and tortured, hoping to reveal the = names of his enemies.  But the Count would not give up any details = of individuals or the suspected coup.   Finally the = King ordered…

The chickens were distraught when = the tornado destroyed their home, but hopefully they will be able to = recoup.   Many aspiring = major-league chickens fail spring training by only hitting fowl = balls.   The only day = of the week chickens hate is fry-day.   The young…

Q. Why does a chicken coop always have 2 = doors? A. If it had 4 doors, it would = be a chicken sedan.   Q. Why were = the hens thrown off the big rock concert on board a = ship? A. Because police found them = taking eggs…

Can a = Free-Range chicken be cooked on a stove = you bought?   When the = farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the = highest bidder. They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but = auctions speak louder than birds.   A chicken farmer’s favorite…

[Last week’s effort on some chicken humor brought so much whining = and groaning that we decided We HAVE to have a WHOLE WEEK of chicken = jokes. You’re welcome.] There was once a very influential = farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens…

[True story by Anna Kaye MacLean]   I want to share the experience that my husband, 7 year old autistic = sister and I had today at the Chili’s location in Midvale, UT. =   Arianna, my little sister, didn’t waste any time when our waitress, = Lauren, greeted us…

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a = case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against… get this… = FIRE.   Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile = of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on = the policy, the man…

[I felt a little chicken, but decided to list some = children’s jokes today. Adults may pick/choose any to laugh at as = desired] Why do = hens lay eggs?(If they dropped them, they’d break!) = What do = you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?(Foul weather!) =…

My buddy = Bob said he was at a party the other night and overheard three very = large women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he = approached and asked, "Hello, are you three ‘lassies’ = from Scotland?” One of = them angrily screeched, "It’s Wales, Wales…