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Christmas is long over, but with all the grandkids, = birthday present shopping is another adventure.  So I walked into a = store because I saw a Barbie doll and considered it for my = granddaughters.   "How much is that Barbie in the window?" = I asked the shop…

[We’ve shared this story = before, but every time I read it I see myself back in elementary = school]   A = nine-year-old kid was sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a = puddle between his feet and the front of his pants were…

[Following our decade long tradition of finding the = best puns, and on the first of each month posting others instead, we = offer]   A Baptist and a Buddhist are having = toast when they see an image of Jesus in the margarine. The Buddhist = says ‘I can’t…

Little Andrew saw his Grandma coming down the walk = with his Mom. "I’m so happy you’ve come to see us, = Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he’s been = promising."   Grandma was curious and asked, "What trick is = that?"   Andrew = answered, "I…

NEW  TOP TEN LIST:  THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT = WOMEN:    = 1.    = 2.    = 3.    = 4.    = 5.    = 6.    = 7.    = 8.    = 9. 10.   You’re welcome.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net =…

[I love cruises, vacations, travel anywhere far = from Wyoming “spring blizzard” season. So here are some = signs YOUR pastor may need a break as well . . . ]   10. = Announces that next Sunday’s baptismal services will be in Grand = Cayman.   9. He has…

Q. What man in = the Bible spoke when he was a very small baby?A. Job (Job 3:1) = “Job opened his mouth and cursed the day of his = birth” Q. What insect went to Egypt on a donkey?A. A = flea: The angel told Joseph to take Mary,…

Mary had a little lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go.   He = followed her to school each day, T’wasn’t even in the rule. It made the children laugh and = play, To have the Lamb at =…

[Some questions = you just KNOW the correct answer. On these questions, however, try to = imagine the worst possible WRONG answer and you may be closer to getting = them right]   1. What was the = insignia of the U.S. Army’s 45th Infantry = Division?   2. What…

Q. What did Noah = say while he was loading all the animals into the ark?A. “Now = I’ve herd everything.” Q. Who was the = best financier in the Bible?A. Noah: He floated his stock while the = world was in liquidation Q. What animal in = the ark…

[We’ve all heard some = famous sayings/translations and THINK we know what they meant in = history.] “ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME” was, of course, = never true.    But "roma" is an = ancient Latin word meaning "somewhere". So all this old saying = means is that all roads…

Q. During the Flood, where did Noah keep the = bees?A. In ark hives   Q. Instead = of his nose, why did Grandpa cover his mouth when he sneezed?A. To = catch his teeth.   Q. Why was = the Egyptian child confused? A. Her = daddy was her…

You inhale about = 5 million times a year.  Most people also exhale 5 million = times.   Months that begin = on a Sunday always have a Friday the 13th in them.  (Think upcoming = May)   You are born with = 300 bones, but by the time you…