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I’ve been thinking = that it’s ironic that the colors red, white and blue always stand = for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.   I’ve been thinking = that if a man knocks on my door and asks for a small donation towards = the local swimming pool, I…

Love in the Home (Paraphrase of I Corinthians 13 by = a Mother)   If I live in a house of spotless beauty with = everything in its place, but have not love, I am a housekeeper–not a = homemaker.   If I have time for waxing, polishing, and =…

[Feel free to = adapt these to ANY UNIVERSITY of your choosing that you want to mock. = Today we aim at Minnesota students – state where I was born, went = to college and later taught college – but NOT U of = M.]   Q: What does a…

Books that are on my summer reading-in-the-kitchen = list: “War and Peas”   “Quiche 22”   “Pride = and Prune Juice”   “Oliver Twix”   “Lord = of the Pies”   “The = Lion, the Witch and the Waldorf”   “Animal Flan”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net…

[An OLD humor form I used back in high = school has had a facelift.  Instead of “Don’t Fence Me = In” by Barb Wire or “Yellow River” by I.M. Peeing = – sounds like juvenile jokes –  here are some FIRST CLASS = efforts stolen from the web.  Thus…

After = eating out (3 times) for our anniversary, today I start a new = diet.  It’s called the = “Pasta Diet”.  That’s right, = PASTA! If you want to lose = weight . . . ü  You walka pasta da = bakery ü  You walka pasta da ice =…

[These come from faithful grif.net blog readers.  = And sadly they are no better than the lame ones I dish up.] I = quit my job as a stuffer at an all-natural pillow factory because I was = just feeling down every day.   I quit my job at the…

[Received this blog post = written by my daughter as Father’s Day thoughts about me.  = Wow.  I love you too, baby girl] “The Perfect = Circle” He’s not = perfect. I didn’t know that then, = when my head finally reached the height where I could butt my chin…

[Ron’s wife = Marlene Robershaw had this tribute to father’s published in their = local paper (The Ramona Sentinel). Since both are avid readers of the = grif.net blog, we thought we’d pass along HER work for our = Father’s Day weekend edition.]     Let’s be honest folks, Father’s…

As Teresa and I = approach our 46th anniversary this Sunday, I was asked to = share some thoughts with younger couples on the benefits of a marriage = of such long duration.   "Tell us, Bob, = just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years…

A= family took a trip to Disney World.   After three exhausting days, = they headed home.   A= s they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, = Mickey.”   T= he daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.”   = T= he father waved, rather weakly, and said,…

[Yesterday’s jokes were = for the kids. We move up a notch to jokes for the = FAMILY.] Dad: “Shame on you, = son.   Why did you hit your little = sister?” Son: Well, Daddy, we were = playing Adam and Eve with the apple and instead of tempting…

[Grandkids are missing the high = quality jokes than G’pa gives. So serving up an order for them to = enjoy] Q: Why did the sea monster eat five boats that were = carrying potatoes? A: No one can eat just one potato ship. = Q: What do you get…