[Ten more questions to test yourself about getting =
“old”.]
1. Do =
you wake up in the middle of the night tired and listless, and get out =
of the recliner and go to bed?
2. Do =
you know "where it’s at", but forgot “why it’s =
there”?
3. Is =
the reason you don’t have any enemies because you’ve outlived them =
all?
4. Have you quit dating men your own age because =
there aren’t any?
5. Do =
you have to use tenderizer to eat Cream of Mushroom =
soup?
6. Does "Happy Hour" now consist of a =
nap?
7. Do you remember what you did yesterday only by =
what hurts today?
8. Do =
you feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been =
anywhere?
9. Are your children beginning to look =
middle-aged?
10. Do =
the candles cost more than the cake?
Bonus: =
Do you finally know all the answers, but nobody asks the =
questions?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"