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[Going to see four grandkids this week, so need to get = ‘warmed up’ on jokes that will make their eyes = roll.]   Q. What happened when 19 and 20 got into a = fight? A. 21   Q. What are = the only sort of bagels served in…

I LOVE the way the earth rotates.  It really = makes my day.   I LOVE corduroy pillows.  They make very unique = headlines each morning.   I LOVE = learning sign language.  Hope it will come in handy = someday.   I LOVE my workouts at the Fitness Center.…

[This is posted on the wall of Mother = Teresa’s home for children in Calcutta. Lots of good = thoughts.]   IF people are often unreasonable, illogical and = self-centered . . . Forgive them = anyway.   IF you are honest and frank, people may cheat you . =…

The magazine = about ceiling fans went out of business due to low = circulation. It only rains straight down. = Evidently God doesn’t do windows. The thing I like = about chiropractors is that they always have your = back. As I’ve = said many times, I never repeat…

The second grade class studied magnets and enjoyed = hands on play and discovery all day long.   Next = day, to review, the teacher gave them a quiz. "I am a six-letter = word that starts with ‘M’ and picks up things. What am = I?"   She was…

[Another installment of books = I’d like to see written]   ‘Understanding Geology’ by = Roxanne Minerals ‘Get Moving’ by Sheikh = Allegg   ‘Resolving High School Truancy’ by Marcus = Absent ‘Exploring Unknown Lands’ by Terry = Incognita ‘Voice Amplification Techniques’ by Mike = Raphone   ‘Get Rid of…

A friend in Minnesota called to tell her pastor = that her brother had just won a million dollars in the State = Lottery.  "But I have a problem," she continued. "My = brother has a bad heart and I’m afraid that if I tell him, he may have a…

We were so pleased with the thought of some of our = grandchildren coming that we gave an extra ten dollars in the offering = plate a week ago.   They = headed back to their home last Wednesday after eight days with us, so = yesterday we put in…

[Ever wonder about the abbreviation ASAP? Generally = we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. = Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will = begin to find a new method to deal with those rough days…

Marilyn wrote saying, = “Facebook keeps asking ‘What’s on your mind?’  So = here’s what I’m wondering today: Who let the dogs = out? How do you get to Sesame = Street? Why doesn’t Dora just = use Google Maps? Why don’t we ever = see the headline "Psychic Wins…

I’m thinking that = television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a = computer.   I’m thinking = that  the vacuum cleaner I bought six months ago is just gathering = dust.   I’m thinking that = even though my computer beat me at chess, it…

[Summer reading ideas, week = 3]   ‘Learning the Art of Bricklaying’ by Bill Jerome = Wall ‘Cooking Pasta’ by Al = Dente ‘My Life in Federal Prison’ by Penny = Tentiary ‘Fighting Against Political Correctness’ by = Frank O. Pinion ‘Knighthood’ by Neil = Downe ‘Large Snakes’ by Anna…

[Since = we’ve already teased Minnesota and Wyoming students, my third = loyalty is the University of Wisconsin.  And yes, I have 3 diplomas = on my wall from that state, one from UW. But won’t stop me digging = at Wisconsin!  Please change the name of the state or…