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To anyone interested:   A = friend of mine has two tickets to the Super Bowl in Houston, Texas, on = February 5, 2017 (Box seats that he paid quite a price for). =   When he bought the tickets he didn’t realize that = the game was on the…

Two men = were sitting side by side on an airplane. One turned to the other and = said. "Say, did you attend the University of = Wisconsin?" Startled, the other gent said, = "You’re right! How did you = know?"   “Well,” he replied, = "the way that you…

As I grow older people ask me, “Where have you = traveled?”  I will try to remember I have been in many = places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. = You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito.…

“Ronald Reagan’s Proclamation = 5147”National = Sanctity of Human Life Day, January 22nd, = 1984 “The values and freedoms = we cherish as Americans rest on our fundamental commitment to the = sanctity of human life. The first of the “unalienable = rights” affirmed by our Declaration of Independence is…

What do = you call an Irish doctor who is a great philosopher and a skin = specialist? Dermot O’Logical   What do you call a Irish woman = with a piece of glass behind both ears? Patti = O’Doors   What do you call an Irish woman = who…

Did you hear = about the reckless driver? He drove his expensive car into a tree and = found out how the Mercedes bends.   Did you hear = of the world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives = questioned?   Did you hear = about the…

1. If = you go snow skiing in Australia, what clothing should you bring? Warm = down-under-wear.   2. = Where is Timbuktu?  Between Timbukone and = Timbukthree.   3. What = if you don’t find the food in Budapest very filling? You may have = to leave Hungary.  …

Most people know how to play the parlor game = “Boggle”. Find words by linking letters (in order) = up/down/side/diagonal and using a letter only once in a = word. Your task?  In this simple 5×5 block find SEVEN = FIVE-LETTER COUNTRIES.   Y S E Y = A R…

In Wyoming we don’t think our mountains are just = funny; they are hill areas.   Women who = wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common = scents.   I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When = I got there, the guy was locking…

[Dr Thomas Williams wrote this sad = report this week – the same time of year we celebrate Equality/MLK = Day and the anniversary of Roe v Wade – and I felt the need to include = this in the serious weekend edition of the Blog.  Such a sad =…

It Was So Cold = that . . . . . . = my car won’t start running and my nose won’t stop . = . . we had to stop eating with metal utensils since some people had = spoons or forks stuck to their tongues for days .…

Travelers to Australia (still on my bucket list) = ACTUALLY ASKED these question on the tourism web site, and here are the = ACTUAL ANSWERS Aussies gave to go with them. (Who says there is no humor = Down Under?)   Q:  Does it ever get windy in Australia? I…

[More Workers at Grif.Net HQ in Wyoming that help = assemble this blog . . . ]   Grif.Net = Humor Interpreter – Nadia Geddit   Grif.Net = Food Taster – Howard M Burgers   Grif.Net = EBay Specialist – Selma Junkoff   Grif.Net = Computer Hardware Tech – Sammy…