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A Hindu = priest, a Jewish rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when = their car broke down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer = informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two = twin beds. They were welcome…

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their = conversation drifting from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook = once," said one, "but I could never do anything with = it."   "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the = other.   "You said it. Just too hard.  Every…

"My loving heavenly Father: I thank You for the bounty of food spread across our tables = this Thanksgiving time, but help me to remember the hungry whose empty = stomachs will remain empty all day. I thank You for the measure of health and strength You give, = but…

[We HAVE to post this every year or = so. Too good to archive it] 10. To Kill a Walking = Bird 9. My = Best Friend’s Dressing 8. The Texas Coleslaw = Massacre 7. Casserolablanca 6. 12 Hungry = Men 5. = Silence of the Yams 4. For Love…

As we express our gratitude, we = must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, = but to live by them. ~John F. Kennedy The Pilgrims made seven = times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished = than these who, nevertheless, set…

[A baker’s dozen of adages adapted to = the thinking of Millennials.  Credit Jennifer Greenberg’s = blog which made me smile]   A wise woman considers her child’s = health and nutrition,but posting about it on Facebook is like poking = a thousand bears.   The prudent person recognizes a…

Children were called upon a = classroom to make sentences with spelling words chosen by the teacher. = The teacher was pleased when Jack, a slower learner, raised his hand to = participate.  She gave him the challenge of making a sentence with = the first four spelling words: "Defeat,"…

[Steven, a comic, shared some of what happened in his week. Made every day look like Friday the 13th] >A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, “Why were you going so fast?” I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down…

[A couple weeks ago we sent the Ten Commandments = from a Cowboy Church in Texas.  Today we see Minnesnowta = represented with THEIR rendition of the Commandments]   1.  Der’s only one God, don’t ya = know.   2.  Don’t make that fish on your mantle an = idol.…

**I always wanted to be just = like my mother. Today I’m working on dramatically clutching my throat = when I’m told the price of anything.   **We can’t afford to take our = kids to a corn maze this year so we’re just going to take them to an…

**My family always celebrates = Thanksgiving with a fast. The faster we eat, the more food we = get.   **Remember, children, the = best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby = brother.   **There’s nothing I’ve = learned from being a father…

**1 in 5 people in the world = are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. = It’s either me, my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my = younger brother Zhang Wei. But = personally, I think…

**I refused to believe my = road-worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all = the signs were there.   **My parents won’t say which = of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished = just out of…