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God tested Abraham = and called to him, “Abraham!”  “Yes, here I = am!” he answered. God said, “Take your son, your only son = Isaac, whom you love, and go to Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt = offering on one of the mountains that I will show…

Bad = “Dad” Jokes: **I heard there was a kidnapping at your = school today.  Thankfully the teacher woke him = up.   **Do you know = how to lose a kid at the Mall?  Seriously. Any tips are = helpful.   **The Apple = Store got robbed today.  Police…

MATCHING QUIZ for Explorer of the Seas (cruise ship I = was on with grandkids last month). I = will give ALL the correct answers so no guess-work is needed.Simply = match the correct answer with the question. Easy-peasy 1. Number of photos ship staff take of passengers = each…

A family was = sitting in church while the minister delivered a sermon based on = the timeless story of the prodigal son.   When he got = to the place where the father sees his son returning and races out = to meet him, the minister intoned:"Throwing wide his = arms, what do…

[More off-hand = thoughts on food and dieting]   If my body is = a temple, then eating pancakes is my form of = prayer.   Birthdays are = nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.   Going for a = walk because I want to stay healthy.…

An = airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and = bumping around the sky. One very nervous lady happened to be = sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him.   "Can’t you do = something?" she demanded angrily.   "I’m sorry = ma’am," the reverend said…

The telephone rang. It was a = call from his mother. He answered it and his mother told him, "Mr. = Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday."   Memories flashed through his mind like an old = newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.   "Jack,…

What was the FIRST rule of grammar you learned, = probably in early elementary school before you knew that = ‘Grammar’ was something more than the older lady married to = Grampa? “I before “E”, except after = “C”.  Right. Except when your foreign neighbor = Keith received eight counterfeit…

A wealthy woman = returning a book met a beggar on the street down by the steps of the = library.   The man held out his = hand and said to her, "Lady, I haven’t eaten in two = days."   The lady looked at = him and shook…

When I saw my = old mechanic I asked, "Hey, whatever happened to Louie who used to = work on cars with you?"   “Well&#82= 21;, he replied, "he got this crazy idea in his head that he’s = gonna make a new kind of car."   “New = kind?…

[More = random thought on diet and food.]   You can = tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your = bathrobe out.   I need = to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder = disgrace.   Diet = Coke – making people…

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"Intentional living is the = art of making our own choices before others’ choices make us." = ~Richie Norton   “Live with = intention.Walk to the edge.Listen Hard.Practice = wellness.Play with abandon.Laugh.Choose with no = regret.Appreciate your friends.Continue to learn.Do what you = love.Live as if this is all there…