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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested = shelter there. Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was = treated to the best fish and chips she’d ever had. =   After dinner, she stopped by the kitchen to thank the chefs…

From Cynthia: = “With all this rain, I think we need to build an ark.  But = don’t worry, I Noah guy.”   From Josh: = “Congratulations to the 2019 High School Graduates on getting thru = the easiest part of life.”   From Maria: = “I thought my dryer…

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? =   2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the = bubbles are always white?   3. Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on = sale?…

>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers =   >Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case   >Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents   >Farmer Bill Dies in House   >Iraqi Head Seeks Arms   >President Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead =   >Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim…

“Twice = this week, I have watched an elderly individual fade into the busy life = in which we all live. One man just needed Panadol for his wife but the = shop assistant simply said it’s in aisle ‘6’. He = struggled to navigate the supermarket and as I…

One beautiful Sunday morning at the beginning of summer, a minister = announced to his congregation:   "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons: a $500 = sermon that lasts five minutes, a $100 sermon that lasts fifteen = minutes, and a $20 sermon that lasts…

A fellow-pastor wrote . . . As a minister, my wife and I get = invited to many dinners.   At the table, the hostess turned to her six-year-old daughter and = said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" =   "I don’t know what to say," the girl…

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the “junk drawer” in = the kitchen one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe = repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over = eleven years old.   They both laughed and tried…

In our shop, our clerk asked the customer, "Cash, check or = charge?" after adding up her purchase.   The woman fumbled through her purse, pulling out its contents in = search of her credit card. Included were a wallet, compact, glasses and = a television remote control.   The…

[Always start = the month’s first weekday with some G-rated = puns]   I always tell = people how good dried grapes are for them because I’m all about = health and raisin awareness.   Driving with = one headlight isn’t very bright.   Albert = Einstein was a genius…

[Most know = that 7 months ago I suffered a major right-brain stroke.  While I = have had few continuing deficits, I am just beginning the Recovery in my = mind, an area hidden to others who simply see me back at church or the = store. This article is…

Reviewing footage of actual police cam videos around the country came = up with these great lines from the men and women in = blue:   ** "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll = stretch after you wear them a while."   ** "If you take your…

A friend on = PEI said three senior citizens were out for a stroll on the = beach. One of them remarked, “It’s = windy.”  The second replied, “No way. It’s = Thursday.”  The last one said, “Me too. = Let’s stop for a cup of tea.”   ~~ Dr…