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Whereas it is = the duty of all Nations = to acknowledge the providence of almighty God, to obey his will, to be = grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and = favor – and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint = Committee…

Marilyn said, “When I was a little girl my brother = would always say ‘Excuse my French’ after a cuss word. My first = day of school the teacher asked if anyone knew French. I raised my hand.”   Bryan asked, “Should I tell a sodium joke?  = Na.”(I agree,…

[Not saying I = am old but did have this conversation with a 20-something last = week]   Him:  = “Do you still like Eminem?”   Me: “I = prefer Skittles.”   Him: = “No, I meant the rapper.”   Me: “Why = would you eat the wrapper?”   Him:…

[Reading his story, I’m thinking my friend/former = co-worker Wayne and his bride may need some MORE counseling. He says . . = . ]   My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person = she’s ever known in all her life.I’m not buying it.   My wife…

Lord, you know = better than I myself know, that I am growing older and will someday be = old. Keep me from being talkative and particularly from the fatal = habit of thinking that I must say something about every subject and on = every occasion.   Release me…

[Final batch = of silly jokes from olden days of youth] Where’s = Grandma’s Purse by Robin Nana   Guide to = Preserving Fruit and Vegetables by Mason Jar   Stopping By = the Woods on a Fall Morning by Seymour = Treese   Lullaby by = Sarah Nade  …

[Another day, = another trip down memory lane of juvenile = joking] How to Write a = Mystery Novel by Paige Turner   The Great = English Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon   Tight = Situation by Leah Tard   Meeting in = France by Ron DeVous   A Trip…

[#21-30 of the = fifty books that might have made a difference in the = world] Sitting on the = Beach by Sandy Baum   Window = Coverings by Kurt and Rod   Passing the = Mensa Tests by Samar T. Pants   View of the = Skyline by Bill…

[10 = more “clever” book titles from the mind of a consummate = junior higher] She’s = Late for Work by Dr. Wages   Ten Years in = the Bathtub by Rink Lee Prune   My Career with = Avis by Ren Tacar   Facebook = Business Practices by Eve…

[We = used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is = that we still think they’re funny now.] The Numbers = Game by Cal Q. Later   Falling Off = the Balconyby Eileen Dover   What Makes a = Good Thief by Ian…

Only God can turn . . .   . . a MESS into a MESSage   . . a TEST into a TESTimony   . . a TRIal into a TRIumph   . . a VICTim into a VICTory   . . a WORRier into a WARRior   ~~ Dr…

Why is every = “c” in “Pacific Ocean” pronounced = differently?   If two monkeys = open an Amazon account together, are they still scientifically = classified as prime mates?   I know that understanding English is weird. But I wonder = if it can be understood though through tough,…

[And yes, = everyone agrees I need new friends]   Linda = concluded, “As a Baptist I am exempt from Daylight Saving Time = changes. That hour was ‘saved’ last year, and ‘once = saved, always saved’.   Ken warned, = “Caution. My dog can’t hold its = licker.”  …