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[Need some = tiny-tot humor for those at the kid’s table for Thanksgiving. = Adults have permission to groan – that’s why we’re = called groan-ups]   What’s a = turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing. It’s = already stuffed.   What’s the = best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The…

[Still hungry = for more good food jokes.  If so, you might want to try another = site.]   **M= y friend asked me to ship him a semi-truck load of food for Thanksgiving = but it just wasn’t palatable.   **Love a big holiday breakfast, = but a boiled…

[Mo= re food jokes I’m sure you’ll find easy to digest, and not = leave a bad taste in your mouth]   **M= y three favorite things are eating my family and not using = commas.   **M= y blind friend plans on eating seafood for Thanksgiving.  I = don’t…

[All week we will amaze you at the depth of humor we lack. = Shopping for jokes? You’ve no idea what’s in store for you. = Check them out now before someone else bags them]   **I= love candy canes when they’re in mint condition.   **I= ’ve written a…

I = stood with God on the edge of the world, and my hand was in His hand. I = looked down the road of the past as it stretched away in the dim = distance, till it was shrouded in the mists of time. And I knew it had…

Justin K said, = “I just found out that my neighbors held a meeting to discuss that = crazy person who lives on our block.  I’m surprised I = wasn’t invited.”   Sue W admits, = “Inside me is a skinny woman trying to get out. But I can shut…

I = asked my grandmother how she’s enjoying her new = stairlift. She= said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”   ^^^= ^^ My = grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She= made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her = grave so everyone…

Wha= t do you call a dad joke when it gets really old? A = grandpa joke.   ^^^= ^^ My = grandfather was a baker in the army. He = went in all buns glazing.   ^^^= ^^ &#8= 220;Back in the day,” my grandfather started to say, “You…

[Short = quiz.  No google.  If you answer publicly, please answer only = ONE to allow others the fun of wrong guesses]   1. If a sumo = wrestler makes a baby cry, what reaction do the parents = have?   2; = How to prairie dogs say “hello” to…

[Got questions = about the Bible? You may not find the answers here] Is it true = that Adam nicknamed Eve his “limited edition = McRib”?   Is it true = that Jesus first appeared to women after His resurrection because He = wanted the message to spread faster?  …

Og = Mandino’s book, “You Are the Greatest Miracle in the = World”, reminds us:   “Most of = us build prisons for ourselves and after we occupy them for a period of = time we become accustomed to their walls and accept the false premise = that we are…

[St= ill reflecting on Veteran’s Day and discussions from members of = the US Armed Forces] Ask the Army to ‘secure a = building’ and they will set up a perimeter around it and make sure = nobody gets out.   Ask= the Marines to ‘secure a building’ and they…

[National honors and my personal thanks to ALL living = military veterans celebrating this special day.  And a little = humor, because this IS the grif net blog after all.] Three young = veterans – an Airman, a Soldier, and a Marine – were sitting around = talking about hardships…