Grif.Net

Gary C = laments, ‘My memory is like an etch-a-sketch. I shake my head and = forget everything.”   Christina M = revealed, “Computer said password ‘SAMSON’ was = weak.  Changed to ‘SAMSONWITHHA!R” and that was = strong.”   Thom D = complains, “I hate when cashiers feel the need…

[More = collected thoughts and updates from famous people supposedly ‘in = the know’]   “When I = meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It’s = a real ice breaker.”   “I = can’t believe my parents support my choice of profession! I told = them that…

We taught our = children that . . . **Daniel slept in a den of = lions.   **Peter slept = in a prison.   **Jacob slept = with a stone for a pillow.   **Jesus slept = in a storm.   We asked them = what they learned from…

[I often quote = my friends but decided to stoop lower and look at what other folks were = saying across social media.=C2=A0 Names withheld for fear of bad = publicity from it 😊 = ]   =E2=80=9CDo = you know what I love most about baseball? The pine tar,…

[Each first of = the month we send worst of the month puns so your month will only get = better!]   Bigfoot is = sometimes confused with Sasquatch, and Yeti never = complains.   I was watching = a cooking show from Melbourne, and when the chef made meringue,…

On October = 31st, 1517, Martin Luther nailed his 95 theses to the church door at = Wittenberg cathedral protesting the excesses of the Catholic church of = his day.  One of the most important (and often overlooked) results = of the impetus of the Protestant Reformation started that day…

[Sadly, we dug = around and found some more skeleton jokes. Apologies in = advance.]   Why didn’t the = skeleton eat spicy food? He didn’t = have the stomach for it.   Why do = skeletons like to drink milk? Everyone know = milk is so good for the bones.   Why…

[Warning: = These are bad to the bone. Skeletons are an odd subject for jokes but I = hope something tickles your funny bone]   Why did the = ship captain have a hard time sailing? All he had was = a skeleton crew   Where do = skeletons go for…

[Even MORE = bits and pieces of seasonal humor to put in your goodie = bag]   I was going to = carve a pumpkin for Halloween but I accidentally dropped it on the = ground. I ended up = with squash instead ~~ Having a bad = time? When…

[Here are some = scary Halloween “Dad Jokes”]   Q: What = do you get when you burn a monster in Budapest?A: Hungarian = ghoul ash.   Q: Why do = ghosts speak Latin?A: Because it’s a dead = language.   Q: What = does a ghost do when he gets in the car?A: Puts on…

[Since the end = is near (of October) and reasons for celebration diminish in Novembrrrr, = time to unload some lame jokes for Halloween. If you do not celebrate = Halloween, please send your candy to me.]   Q: What’s a = vampire’s favorite fruit? A: = Neck-tarine.   Q:…

The story is = told of the trials of an early settler of our area.  His favorite = donkey fell into an unseen break in the rock, only slightly larger than = the animal.  The vertical rock walls were tight and deep, and no = matter how hard he tried,…

[More = unpublished children’s books for 2021]   In addition to = the 2020 winners of the ‘worst books for children’ . . = .   • = Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence • = The Little Sissy Who Snitched • = Some Kittens Can Fly   • Places…