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DID YOU KNOW . = . . when you put a bed in a bedroom there is less room in the = bedroom?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . the highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in = Colorado?.   DID YOU KNOW .…

My = good friend Wayne Muri wrote considering Black Friday . . .   Whe= n my mother died, we took the grandkids through her house and told them = to take whatever they wanted. As I recall they took nothing. Financial = advisor Richard Eisenberg explained that nobody wants…

Tod= ay at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent = –        From my purchase, he = took off 10 percent.I asked for the cause of a lesser amountAnd = he answered, “It’s the Seniors Discount.” I = went to McDonald’s for a burger and fries,And there, once = again,…

DID YOU KNOW . = . . that the Snicker’s candy bar was named after a = horse?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . the iconic pose of Rose and Jack on the bow of the Titanic was not a = Hollywood invention? At the 1931 Titanic Memorial…

[Saved the = worst for last. Final first-of-the-month puns and word plays . . . for = 2021] As the New Year’s Eve deadline approached, Veteran = punter Harold Lang was still a contract hold-out in Green = Bay.  Fortunately, they finally got Old Lang signed.   =   A man…

The hardest = years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes = (at 73)   My second = favorite household chore is ironing. My first is hitting my head on the = top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma = Bombeck   Things are = going to…

This just in . = . . According to inside contacts, the wide swings in US financial = institutions show no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting = worse.  So some recommend shifting overseas investments to Japanese = bank, if you have a yen.  Here are some insights if…

Thanks to God = for my Redeemer,Thanks for all Thou dost provide!Thanks for = times now but a memory,Thanks for Jesus by my side!Thanks for = pleasant, balmy springtime,Thanks for dark and stormy = fall!Thanks for tears by now forgotten,Thanks for peace within = my soul!   Thanks for =…

[Thanksgiving = Day has passed, but much of the bounty still remains. Wish the best = jokes of the week were reserved for today.  They = aren’t.]   What did the = leftover turkey say on Friday? Make me a = sandwich.   What did Han = Solo say to…

[Need some = tiny-tot humor for those at the kid’s table for Thanksgiving. = Adults have permission to groan – that’s why we’re = called groan-ups]   What’s a = turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing. It’s = already stuffed.   What’s the = best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The…

[Still hungry = for more good food jokes.  If so, you might want to try another = site.]   **M= y friend asked me to ship him a semi-truck load of food for Thanksgiving = but it just wasn’t palatable.   **Love a big holiday breakfast, = but a boiled…

[Mo= re food jokes I’m sure you’ll find easy to digest, and not = leave a bad taste in your mouth]   **M= y three favorite things are eating my family and not using = commas.   **M= y blind friend plans on eating seafood for Thanksgiving.  I = don’t…

[All week we will amaze you at the depth of humor we lack. = Shopping for jokes? You’ve no idea what’s in store for you. = Check them out now before someone else bags them]   **I= love candy canes when they’re in mint condition.   **I= ’ve written a…